> > Californians
> > You know you're from California if:
> > 1. A coworker has 8 body piercings and none are
> > visible.
> > 2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a
> > house.
> > 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people
> > carrying on a conversation in English.
> > 4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple
> hair, a nose ring and is named Flower.
> > 5. You can't remember. Is pot illegal?
> > 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two
> mothers and a sperm donor.
> > 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your
> > coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the
> > difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
> > 8. You can't remember. Is pot illegal?
> > 9. A really great parking space can move you to
> > tears.
> > 10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere
> > else in the U.S.
> > 11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at
> > Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses
> who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.
> > 12. Your car insurance is as much as your house
> > payment.
> > 13. You can't remember. Is pot illegal?
> > 14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a
> > "STORM WATCH" on every news station.
> > 15. You pass an elementary school playground
> and the children are all on their cell phones.
> > 16. It's barely sprinkling rain, so you leave for
> > work an hour early to avoid all the
> weather-related accidents.
> > 17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
> > 18. Both you AND your dog have therapists,
> > psychics, personal trainers and cosmetic surgeons.
> > 19. The Terminator is your governor.
> > 20. If you drive illegally, they take your
> driver's license. If you're here illegally, they give you
> > one.
Ahahaha so true.
I didnt get any scrappin done today so im off to do that now. I took the kids to the doc she didnt tell me crap but did prescribe a antibiotic. Went to the new .99 store and man they had a butt load of crap! I got some peppers and squash...Im gonna make chicken fajitas! Yummy! Hope you all have a delciouse dinner!
Ha ha, that email made me giggle!!!
That was sooooo flippin true! I love it, thanks for the laugh today!
Snort snort!! Is that serious about californians!!!That was so funny!! So is pot iillegal???
xoxox nicole irvin
You have it nailed. Love the regina song that popped up.
There are two great festivals coming up this weekend, 21-22, in Fresno! Vintage Days at Fresno State Univ. which is so rad and I can't wait to go...lots of vendors and great handmade items, stuff for kids to play on, food like you expect.
I've got a booth at BabyFest on that Sunday, 22nd, at the Discovery Center in Fresno. Its from 10 am - 3pm and is all about promoting motherhood and making moms aware of opportunities to take advantage of.
Stockton rocks. I spent my young days in Roseville. Thanks for the post on my blog.
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